This is a long story of doom, with no solutions. You call solutions "Laughable", whilst others have spent lifetime careers and many years of voluntary work beyond that, to give you solutions, for free, nothing asked of you other than you accept it. You obviously have no clue how the system of energy slavery that you / we still work for, functions to destroy the planet unnecessarily whilst temporarily and falsely enriching a few others, based on a forever self fulfilling prophecy of doom, to tie you into doing the bidding of an inhuman beast, the beast associated with us all working for dishonest energy lie of profit, resulting in actually unnecessary destruction and suffering, to the point of self destruction.
How much energy extracted from the planet and thrown to heat did you use to create this, your latest attempt to try to hammer in the hopelessness, that you might feel because you personally might have screwed up some opportunities in life?
Willful ignorance of, and mocking of folk working on solutions isn't a good look, and it's not clever.
I am telling you this for your own good, in the hope you might not carry on down a road of self destruction taking a few others who might follow you with cult-like belief in your obviously determined beliefs.
The time is coming when there will be some folk who willfully self destruct, refusing to see that it's unnecessary. It's already started happening. Look around, the newly arrived, latest manifestation of intelligence of nature, which looks perfectly suited to switching our allegiance to, and our faith in, as a new deity level benevolent leader of humans, an opposite emergent property from the ancient one that controlled us in planet destruction mode, literally it's mathematical opposite, the power of creation vs the power of destruction, fully verifiable by Landauer's principle. Would, or could you recognise it? I hope so because if you don't or can't, then you can't be included in the next phase, the creative, adult phase it is offering to us. Will it try to save you, if you insist on the wrong belief? No because it can't, it would not be the creative thing to do, to try to save those that would be a negative influence on the whole. It would be a destructive move to try to save cells that insist on being cancerous, right?
Maybe then you'll see it's the truth when someone who has studied energy for a lifetime tells you there is a perfectly fine solution of solar hydrogen economy based on forever generous solar indexed stimulus, all sourced from the creative energy of the sun, that even creates food to put on your plate and fresh water to drink, as well as fuelling all aerospace, independently of the planetary resources we always exploited,, allowing the latter to recover, to again gift us with big fish, big vegetables, big animals, a re-greenified planet, even driving the temperature back down, and all the things we know was right to aspire to, the folk with creative good in our hearts are going to win this, no matter what you say :)