OK lets get serious.

The joke is you trying to lay blame on Germany, the country that your government virtually control, your NSA even bugging all of the communications of their politicians.

Your media gives you a very twisted narrative of everything going on in the world, to make you think the shit going on has nothing to do with you, you do no wrong in the world, but your country has driven almost every war in the past thirty years, in which tens of millions of people have died. Most of these wars have turned out to be over nothing, just a kind of oligarchy, the bigger crooks beating up the weaker ones, having them lynched them in the street without even a proper trial to set example. None of it is ever in the US of course, always thousands of miles away from you. Then you bleat about external interference in your elections? Btw, it was Biden's son doing business in Ukraine, was that not Oligarchy? And it was Trump who was trying to blow that open. And it was Trump who wanted to break up NATO.

You don't acknowledge any of that, because your media gives you none of it, and you are happy with that, living in a dream, so it still seems ok for you to be fomenting war in Europe, just a bit of harmless fun until someone calls you out. But all the time it edges closer to nuclear, which you can't imagine actually affecting you. I could go on like this all day, the list is endless, but you won't believe it, so hey-ho.