I think the vegetables work better when we just eat them Kitty, apart maybe from the odd lettuce, remembering an old joke:

Guy: “Doctor! doctor! I have something green hanging out of my ass…”

Doctor, having a quick look on webcam:

“Well I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that it’s just a lettuce leaf”

Guy, breathing a sigh of relief: “So what’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’m afraid that’s just the tip of the iceberg”.