I have to admit this was funny, you have a great way of putting things Mike.
I hope you see that there is such a thing as a live beast, an emergent property associated with all of us acting like swarming ants, that wants us all to die for it now extract-able energy is thinning out, so it can carry on extracting the energy it needs to survive itself, by the mechanism of profit, which is the root driver of the temperature rise.
It would be very cool to see you have a go at writing about that using your unique ability to make us laugh about what is a pretty horrendous thing, whilst exposing it.
I think Jed calls it the Moloch